tell me more about your illegal gun running operation, sounds interesting.
Tell your friends, too.
Everyone at the NSA already knows who their Secret Santa is. :(
What the hell is secret Santa?
Wait I googled it. It’s fun. We don’t have that here.
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
honey is there something you’d like to tell me
You guys wouldn’t believe the shipping fantasies on Mitt’s laptop.
The NSA has your phone number. Here’s theirs.
EDIT: PLEASE be respectful. Give them your opinion, but be polite.
When you try to tell all of the anarchist problems jokes to your friend who works for the NSA but she’s already sent the FBI to knock down your front door.
Sorry your friend just wants to keep you safe, GEEZ.
At what point does the NSA reveal that it’s been the front for a cabal of super villains
You have to stop talking about the Obama administration like that.
It’s old, and your jokes are cold.
We’ll figure it out sooner or later.
Man makes homemade gun after passing through airport security
Not the sorta thing you would want to be holding if you value your life/hands but still neat none the less.
I wonder if my DHS homies have made any house calls lately
Some Nigerian prince wants to put upwards of a million dollars in my bank acct.
Whaaaaat, seems legit. Could always use more funding. Hope my homies at the IRS aren’t watching.